Star Trek April Fools Jokes

  • Pretend you've been taken over by an alien being.
  • Program the replicator in Troi's room so that it won't make chocolate.
  • Replay file tape of Borg ship on main viewer.
  • Tell Data that Starfleet has decided to dismantle him.
  • Put a small speaker in Dr. Crusher's bedroom playing garbled voices.
  • Lock Picard in the children's schoolroom with several children and no adults. The children will think it's a joke on HIM, unil he starts singing to them.
  • Substitute some of Dr. Crusher's moss with moss showing 24 hours more growth.
  • Put a sign on Worf's back that says "Kick Me!"
  • Yell into your communicator, "Captain, the antimatter containment fields are collapsin'."